Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom

Boy, Alex hit maybe all time low with 3 games without a point.

- Chara shut him down and Alex had only 2 shots on goal.

- Bruins made it even because Alex was in the penalty box.

- Hanlon didn't play him in the final seconds of the game.

- Alex couldn't score in shootout.

Oh, and how I could forget this...

- Alex took a slapshot off the helmet from the guy who just won the NHL All Star slapshot competition.

100+ mph flying puck in the head from Chara? Why? What did I do wrong, my Lord?

What else?

The wolfpack has closed on Alex the Grrrrrrrrrrr8.

Lecavalier scored the goal and is a new NHL goal leader with 34 goals. Crosby had his usual, 2pts and french fries.
Briere had 2g, Drury had 1a, Kovalchuk has 31 goals now, Hossa had an assist.

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. Yeah, yeah, yeah... Hopefully it was the bottom.

Ok, what can be done?

5. change roommate Semin to roommate Fehr
4. change black skates back to white ones
3. change yellow shoe laces to blue ones
2. get 5 shots of vodka before the game instead of usual 5 beers

and finally...
1. start scoring again, dammit

Name                   TM GP  G  A PTS +/-
 1 Vincent Lecavalier TAM 55 34 36 70   4 
 2 Alexander Ovechkin WAS 55 33 37 70 -14 
 3 Martin St. Louis   TAM 55 32 40 72   3
 4 Dany Heatley       OTT 54 31 36 67  20
 5 Marian Hossa       ATL 56 31 36 67   6
 6 Teemu Selanne      ANA 54 31 31 62  19
 7 Ilya Kovalchuk     ATL 56 31 26 57  -1
 8 Chris Drury        BUF 54 30 23 53   7
 9 Alexander Semin    WAS 51 29 24 53  -3
10 Patrick Marleau    SJS 54 28 34 62  12
11 Alexander Frolov   LOS 56 28 27 55  -3
12 Brendan Shanahan   NYR 54 27 24 51  -6
13 Justin Williams    CAR 56 27 23 50  -5
14 Jason Blake        NYI 53 27 20 47   2
15 Ryan Smyth         EDM 44 27 18 45   5
16 Evgeni Malkin      PIT 49 26 33 59   3
17 Thomas Vanek       BUF 55 26 26 52  26
18 Glen Murray        BOS 51 26 17 43  -9
19 Sidney Crosby      PIT 50 25 61 86  13