Ovechkin facts
OK, fellas, let's start it... :-) Can you contribute on the facts like this one?
Ted's Take:
"Ovie’s hits are so devastating that even Chuck Norris won’t put on skates."
The Onion:
"Alex Ovechkin is so quick that he gets two attempts on one-timers."
"Alex Ovechkin speaks fluent Ovechkin."
The most profane word from Ovechkin language for all NHL goalies was popularized by Sidney Crosby.
Alex Ovechkin makes Chuck Norris cry
TJ:
- "Alex Ovechkin speaks fluent Ovechkin. When he scores, goalies use 'O' word from Ovechkin language."
- "Alex Ovechkin once altered Einstein's Universe. There's no speed limit in Ovechkin's space/time continuum."
Please send me email or leave a comment with Ovechkn facts/quotes and I'll publish the best.
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"Having him has made us feel we can win every game." - Capitals Captain, Jeff Halpern
"He's generated excitement in the building again." - Olaf Kolzig
"Oh my goodness. Absolutely destroyed, by Alexander Ovechkin." - Capitals announcer, Joe Beninati
"If I lived in Washington I'd pay whatever the season-ticket price is just to watch (Ovechkin) play. To me, he's a special player who comes around once every 10 years. He's unbelievable." - Flyers coach, Ken Hitchcock
"You know what? I love Ovechkin. I think this kid is great, he's great for the game, he's great for the young kids to watch. The energy this kid shows, the talent he shows, what he does on the ice is just spectacular, and, you know, so what? He goes and puts his stick down and, you know, he is hot. He is hot. He's telling everybody that he's red hot, and his stick is hot, he's ... letting everybody in the world know that he knows that he's good and that he's hot." - Jeremy Roenick
Marge,
Sorry if I didn't make it clear:
I am asking for a funny quote, like the one from Ted's take. You can change his real quote if it helps.
So is this something we make up or something that has already been said?
One more week until I see him play!!! Cant wait!!!!!
Something that you make up, like "Russian machine never breaks, that's why Ovechkin declared a no speed limit." :-) Something like that. Hey, I am just trying.
Ok, gotcha! Time to get the wheels in my head going!!!!!
Ovechkin's one timers actually go in and come back out so every fan can see the puck split into 2 peices
Chuck Norris checks his closet and under his bed for Alex Ovechkin before he goes to sleep at night.
Alex Ovechkin is so fast on the ice, he makes Superman feel slow.
OK...I don't know if this would fit under "Ovechkin Facts, but I got the idea to make a parody commercial based on the recent TV ads for Dos Equis beer ("He is...the most interesting man alive."
So here goes:
(Visual: Montage of great OV moments)
VOICE-OVER:
--He can score goals through sheer force of will...without even being on the ice.
--He is so good that any player who skates with him plays better.
--Every assault he absorbs only makes him stronger.
--He dresses better than any NON-db guy in the NHL.
--His cell phone costs more than some cars...because it has to.
--He can actually Ka-Bong opposing players into another dimension...legally.
--The FBI ordered him to register his slap shot as a lethal weapon.
--The same for his wrister.
He is...The Most Dangerous Man In Hockey.
(Visual: Alex Ovechkin in a posh restaurant, surrounded by beautiful girls)
AO:
"I don't always go out partying. But when I do, I prefer the Russia House...Stay 'sick', my friends"
Reasons why Alexander Ovechkin should be named "The Amazing Spider-Man®":
1) Spiders have 8 legs.
2) Evildoers suffer when he is on the scene.
3) Like a spider, he is able to perform seemingly impossible contortions and STILL accomplish the task at hand.
4) The numeral "8" resembles the head and body of a spider.
5) Media types want to go all "J.J. Jameson", accusing him of being a "Public Menace".
ovi's first shift in his first game had him checking someone into the boards so hard it dislodged the glass. then he precedes to score two goals leading the caps to victory. this is now known as a slow tuesday for Ovechkin
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