That's much better, Coach!
Warning: Adult language.
If you don't have HBO, the second episode of HBO 24/7 in on YouTube now (link to the first episode):
I called Coach Boudreau (not :-), complained about his language, and Bruce responded!
This is much better, Coach!
The second episode starts with... "In Washignton DC, meanwhile, the Capitals continue their downward spiral leaving Coach Boudreau irate":
Lookit, I have never seen a bunch of guys look so fucking down when something bad happens. What are you guys, like prima donna perfect, if you can't fucking handle adversity?
So shit's not going right! It's not fucking working the last ten days! Fucking get your heads out of your ass and fucking make it work by outworking the opposition!
Bruce Boudreau about the most wonderful part of the year :
"This is a really important period for this year. You gotta say it's fucking over. If you don't say it's over, then something bad could really fucking happen. I don't think we want the bad things to happen. Too many of us are enjoying it here, fucking like it here. So let's get out of our fucking funk and do it now."
Bruce Boudreau:
This is a rough time, it's rough time for everybody, but it's gonna make you better in a long run. Chicago lost nine in a row last year. Just want you to remember this, they lost nine in a row and won the Cup.
Bruce Boudreau:
We are learning through our mistakes. We are learning what is gonna take to be a great team. And it comes with a lot of shit.
Bruce Boudreau:
We've been knocking on the door hard. Nobody's answering the door. So it's up to us to break the fucking door down and do it for ourselves.
Mike Knuble's speech is now an instant classic:
"Today it's three-zero, and it will not fucking be one of these laughers again. It will not fucking turn into a five-zero, seven-zero fucking laugher, where they're fucking giggling, getting out of their fucking mess here. We are fucking down three-zero, and we are going to come back and we're gonna fucking win this thing. We're not fucking going in the tank here. That is enough right here. That's fucking more than a year's worth. It's not gonna happen again."
And finally here goes team's unoffical victory anthem "Beat Dat Beat":
Where all my ladies at, make some noise!
Where my fellas at, I can't forget my dawgs make some noise!
When I'm in your city and your rockin' with DJ Pauly D
And that beat hits you, you gotta fight back
So what I need you to do is get down real low and tap that ground
Keep hitting it! (x2)
Now work your way up and fight that beat.
Fight that beat!
Now pump your fists!
Go,Caps! We are taking over the World! :-) And we gonna beat dat shit out of some team on 1/1/11!
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I liked it. Apparently in the first episode, when -I DON'T KNOW WHO IT WAS- said "Fuck you, Geno" to Malkin, he responded- in English, but they cut it out. lol I kinda wish I could see that.
Anyway, I can't wait for the next episode. Andrew Gordon, I'm guessing. I've heard something about Ovie and Sasha antics thrown in there somewhere. And I haven't heard anything, but as I said in another post, I believe we might see Sasha speaking in English about his wrist? I just wanna see more Sasha time. Or Caps time in general.
Plus, I'm just gonna put it out there. OVIE PLAYING WITH HIS PUPPY! OVIE LIVING WITH HIS PARENTS! OVIE GETTING MASSAGED! MIKE GREEN ON A VESPA. NICKY REFUSING TO FIST PUMP! JOCK STRAPS EVERYWHERE! ...o_O
MIKE KNUBLE BEING MIKE KNUBLE!
I'd post more, but I may die.
I will say one last thing... WHY, MATT BRADLEY, WHY?? :0( Poor Brads!
Thanks so much for posting the links to the episodes. I don't have HBO, so I was thrilled to get to watch them. Oh, and my hubby got me the Ovi DVD for Christmas, so I've gotta watch that, too!
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